Son, I put duct tape over my mouth so as not to wake up my dad — fuck already

The repair will be finished soon, and the foreman hasn't been fucked yet — it's time to make amends

I used to only jerk off to my mom, but now she sucks me off personally

She had a fight with a boyfriend — that's okay, there are plenty of students to fuck

"Yuri Mikhailovich, I brought you the documents. Ready to fuck?"